Saturday, April 4, 2020

Yellow Fever: 2005 Audi S4

This next car comes to Erik202 who writes: Send help! (stay 6ft back) just talk me out of buying a V8 Audi S4. I might be going a little crazy from the lack of human interaction but this thing is looking so yellow and fast. And even tho the ad says it’s an auto it’s clearly a stick and it says the timing chains and guides are done and that’s only like $4600USD. Save Erik from monumental repair bills and cheap V8 fun by buying this car before he coughs on the door handles. Find this 2005ish Audi S4 offered for $6500 CAD (approx $4600 USD) in Montréal, QC via facemask marketplace.

From the seller:

Audi S4
Listed 20 hours ago in Montréal, QC
About This Vehicle
Automatic transmission
Seller's description
Audi S4 Manuelle
Imola Yellow
Timing belts, guides, tensioners, et clutch faits à 235000km
Belle auto!  

 See a better way to drive something yellow?


  1. Seriously tho, is there a safe interval on timing chains? are the replacement parts prone to the same failure? Are you rolling the dice every time you turn the key with these cars?

    1. I'm not sure if I'd be worried as much about catastrophic engine kabloom versus just being nickled and dimed to death little flapper valves failing in the HVAC system and oil leaks needed fixin'.

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