Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Integramino is Not a Verb: 2001 Acura Integra GS

I am loath to post anything from the Faceplace Marketbach, but now that craigslist charges a small fee ($5 at printing time) it seems that many cheap sellers have migrated to Zucks world.  I'll be the first to admit that I'm a Luddite when it comes to social media and all things Web 2.0, but it is exactly because Twitter is the worlds largest men's room wall writing surface, and Facebook is the worlds largest echo chamber...a safe space for you to say the things you shouldn't in public and be shamed for saying the things you should...so I try and avoid it in the same way that I avoid wearing a dead bat as an improvisational N95 facemask. However...HOWEVER...there are times when things posted on thefacemask need to be shared with the rest of the world who aren't stuck in the BubbleBook...particularly when they are El Camino'd Japanese coupes. Find this 2001 Acura Integra GS offered for $4000 in Arnold, MD via Facepalm Mortgagebrook.  Tip from Matt.

From the seller:
 2001 Acura Integra GS Sport Coupe 2D
Listed 15 weeks ago in Arnold, MD
About This Vehicle
Driven 189,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Green
Fuel type: Gasoline
21.0 MPG city · 28.0 MPG highway · 24.0 MPG combined
Typical Features
Moon Roof
Alloy Wheels
4-Cyl, 1.8 Liter
ABS (4-Wheel)
Seller's description
Testing waters for sale or trade for Tahoe Silverado...etc..She’s bad.b18c toda stage 1 cams, toda header, skunk pro coil overs, has port mounts..etc etc....lemme now 

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  1. I've seen a handful of these made and I still can't make sense of why. What a weird choice as a platform to make a ute. And wouldn't it be smarter to just buy a cheap used import pickup?

    1. Things like this aren't always about making sense. Guy has a run of the mill high performance Integra, decides he wants something different from everybody else and has the tools to make it happen. Why not cut the back off and lose some weight while you're at it? Does it make a lot of practical sense when it's easier and likely cheaper to buy a small used truck, no but builds like these are rarely about making sense and more about being creative.


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