Saturday, October 12, 2019

Global Epsilon Platform: 2011 Saab 9-5 Turbo S

The second generation (YS3G) Saab 9-5 was released in 2010 many years after GM had diluted secret Saab sauce into a tasteless broth and is scorned for its General-ness...but in truth the 9-5 was built under Dutch based Spyker Cars. Spyker was founded in 1999 by multimillionaire  Victor Muller as a way to build the expensive and bizarrely styled C8 Spyder and Laviolette.  In 2009 GM traded Saab to Muller for a set of used Gucci crocodile skin loafers, and the new Saab lasted for about 12 months before the pants fell of the scarecrow.  Regardless, for about 2 years, the subtly styled Saab 9-5 Aero was sold around the world at a hefty $50k MSRP. Today they can be found for a fraction of that original cost. Find this 2011 Saab 9-5 Turbo S offered for $7,500 in Vancouver, WA via craigslist. Tip from ME.

 From the seller:

Selling my 2011 Saab 9-5 Turbo with only 83k miles. 6-speed manual transmission and 2.0 turbo engine. Gets up to 33 mpg! This is one of the last Saabs ever made. Exterior is in good condition with just normal wear. Interior is also clean and in great shape. Few cosmetic flaws(normal wear) and power steering makes a whine noise. Other than that this car was well taken care of and always serviced on time. Fully loaded with all options offered at the time. Great daily driver with lots of room. Price is $7,500.

See a better way to drive a SAAB?


  1. Malibu in the front mazda 6 in the back

  2. It’s all so Brave New World !

    "Alpha children wear grey They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta.”

  3. FYI when taking your velocaraptor to the vet put them in a cage or they will destroy your armrest. That thing is so trashed it distracted me from noticing the coveted third pedal.

    1. I imagine the owner having a really ashy elbow that feels like 80 grit

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