Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Black Onyx: 2003 BMW Z4 Roadster

You've got a wide range of cars when searching in the $5k-7k range.  All manner of newish and used up economy cars and light SUVs are clustered across craigslist like a minefield of bad decisions and penalty box driving experiences...but SOMETIMES you find something that stands out like a black onyx in the bottom of a cesspit.  Find this 2003 BMW Z4 Roadster offered for $6900 in Los Gatos, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:
 2003 BMW Z4 2.5 Roadster 
condition: excellent 
cylinders: 6 cylinders 
drive: rwd 
fuel: gas 
odometer: 104338 
paint color: black 
size: compact 
title status: clean 
transmission: manual 
type: coupe 
Hi there,

I'm moving out of California and I'm selling my favorite. 

This car is in great condition has been treated, almost by a tailor. 

It's one of the most fun vehicles to ride within the city, especially if you enjoy having good control of your car, and are looking for a magnet ;-) This car listens and responds immediately to you. 

The car has been well maintained and almost always been treated at BMW dealerships. The car even has a name, Sasha. 

As I'm leaving, my loss is your gain. Looking for buyers who will enjoy the speed and treat her well. 

Bi-Xenon headlights
Premium sound
Dual power seats
Power soft top
Rear spoiler
Premium + Sport package

Lots and lots of love. She'll do the rest.

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  1. "The car even has a name, Sasha"
    "Lots and lots of love. She'll do the rest."

    I prefer my cars to be gender neutral non binary.

    Seems like a fun car for the price. I bet IT is fun to drive.
    Not sure sure if the seller would need conjugal visits though.

    1. Calling Dr. Freud...

    2. So... Sasha is a gender neutral name, being a diminutive of both Alexander and Alexandra in Russian...

    3. So is its OK in Russian but is it 'approved' by the west coast gender bender mafia ?

  2. "Calling Dr Phil"

  3. 'They' are a curious generation with some strange priorities. Excuse me while I adjust my manskirt.

  4. The car has a name. It listens and responds immediately to you. It needs lots and lots of love. This sounds familiar to me. I think I know who owns this.

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    "Let me tell you a little something about love... It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything... But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have..."


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