Tuesday, October 9, 2018

2JZ Yo: 1984 Buick Regal

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, a really long time ago, there was a parallel universe where bearded Spocks ran amok.  They snatched the inventor of the Buick V6 and forced him to work at 7-11s (which only dispense soylent green from warm slurpee machines...it is a really terrible place) and Buick goes for years without a proper 6-cylinder engine, until the day that Toyota agrees to provide Buick with versions of Beyonce's favorite engine, (Beyonce is not a pop diva in this universe, she is a polydactic classical guitar player who made a fortune in frivolous litigation) the two-Jay-zed.  Errr...2JZ. Anyway, the 2JZ powered Buick Regals sold quite well and were equipped with a faux woodgrain interior and a spare plastic center console installed haphazardly where the passenger seat should be.  Beyonce is lucky this car has 2JZ under the hood because it'll fit none-Jay-Zees in the interior.  Find this 1984 Buick Regal with 2JZ swap offered for $1600 near Dallas, TX via craigslist.
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From the seller:
1984 buick regal 
fuel: gas 
title status: clean 
transmission: automatic 
I am selling a 1984 Buick Regal that has a 1999 Lexus gs300 engine transmission in it that runs and drives it has all of the Lexus interior dash seats the ac and heat need to be hooked up and the speedo doesn't work but it does run and drive still needs some work to be finished has late model wheels with brand new tires and have clear title in hand the motor is a 2jz engine 


1600.00 




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7 comments:

  1. Now I want to buy that car for the sole purpose of filming a re-enactment of the "I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car!" dialog from The Fast and the Furious. That car would make the scene make a lot more sense.

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    1. You should really go to Amazon and get yourself a Kodi box if you can memorize lines from FnF.

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  2. This need's to go "back to the past" just don't eat that tube steak @ 7-11 that has been there before Adam&Eve.

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  3. This has to be one of the lamest swaps that I have ever seen. I hope that he did a total swap, in that the Lexus now has all of the Buick parts in it!

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  4. I just threw up in my mouth....

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