Thursday, November 30, 2017

A Greenhouse To Die For: 1991 Daimler DS420 Hearse

There are so many jokes that can be made about this next feature, but there is only so much time in the I am going to let YOU put all the bad puns in the comments below.  Find this 1991 Daimler DS420 Hearse here on eBay bidding for $10,000 in St Albans, VT with 3 days to go.

From the seller:
I have a 1991 Daimler DS420 Hearse for sale.  This car is similar to the hearse used in the funeral for Diana, Princess of Wales.  Runs well, Transmission completely rebuilt.  Automatic, Duel Fuel Tanks, Mileage about 48,000.  Garaged all while I have had it.  Used as a optional hearse at our funeral home, just not used as much as I thought.

Only thing wrong with it, the odometer is stuck.  Speedometer works fine. Also needs the passenger vent window gasket put in.  I have the gasket. 

Make a great collector car, or option for funeral home.

Put funny stuff in the comments below.


  1. There's the REAL Snow Whites coffin!
    Damn, that's the best I got on short notice.;)

  2. "Let Hearse out you in the driver's seat"?

  3. If there were two of them, would they be "His & Hearse"?

    1. Ooo, that is a winner! William Randolph Hearst approved!

  4. Look at this crazy mother F'er
    Bentley hearse
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  5. "Used as a optional hearse at our funeral home, just not used as much as I thought."

    Business must be slow. I'd die for this.


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