Friday, October 6, 2017

Happy Friday: 1994 Isuzu Amigo

I've seen the thumb block and license plate, or even a dirty rag...but never in my time have I seen someone use a piece of tree branch to obscure a license plate.  Unfortunately the camera decided to focus on the branch, so every bit of the car was obscured...anyway, the rest of the advertisement doesn't conform to society's regular rules, but you've got to read it yourself.  Find this 1994 Isuzu Amigo that is NOT A TOY offered for $5,500 near SF Bay Area, CA.



Some ALL CAPS from the seller:

WILL TRADE FOR ROOFING LABOR RESIDENTIAL HOME 33 SQUARES 


HUNTING SEASON IS HERE AGAIN AND LIKE THE LAST 4 YEARS MY SCHEDULE ISN'T GOING TO LET ME GO HUNTING SO I AM PUTTING MY GREAT LITTLE 4WD UP FOR SALE . I ADDED A LOT OF STUFF TO IT SOME COMFORT AND SOME FOR PIECE OF MIND ... NOW THE HISTORY ; I BOUGHT IT FROM THE ORIGINAL OWNER WITH 81,000 MILES AND DROVE IT FOR AROUND TWO YEARS THEN WHEN I WAS SURE IT HAD NO PROBLEMS I INVESTED A LOT TO MAKE IT A MORE CAPABLE 4X4 (THE LIST WILL FOLLOW ) I NEVER TOOK THIS THING TO THE SAND DUNES OR SALT WATER , NEVER BEEN MUDDING (THOUGH HUNTING SEASONS I HAVE BEEN RAINED SNOWED AND PELTED WITH HAIL) WENT ROCK CLIMBING OR TOOK IT TO THE RUBICAN . I BUILT THIS FOR PIECE OF MIND THAT IF I WENT DEEP INTO THE MOUNTAINS I WOULDN'T GET STUCK OR BREAKDOWN . HERE ARE THE FEATURES ABOUT THE AMIGO 

STOCK:
4X4 CONVERTABLE 
REMOVEABLE HARDTOP AND...
COLLASPABLE SOFT TOP AS NEAR NEW AS YOU CAN GET
2.6 4 CYL
5 SPEED
MANUAL LOCKING HUBS
POWER STEERING 
4 WHEEL POWER DISC BRAKES
SUNROOF 
POWER MIRRORS
4.56 GEARING 

ADDED ON :
INTERMEDIATE WIPERS 
CORPORATE 12 BOLT LSD POSI TRAC REAR DIFF
ARB AIR LOCKER IN THE FRONT
TACHOMETER,VOLTAGE, WATER TEMP , OIL PRESSURE GAUGES
CALMINI CAM AND HEADERS K&N AIR FILTER 
AM/FM STEREO ,WITH UPGRADED SPEAKERS
3" CALMINI SUSPENSION LIFT
ALCOAS ALUMINUM WHEELS 
INTERSTATE BATTERY
33" TIRES
FULL CAMO WRAP 
WINDOW CAMO FILM 
WET OKOLE NEOPREME SEAT COVERS MOSSY OAK PATTERN 
TRAILER TOW BALL (TOWED A 10 FOOT ALUMINUM BOAT ) 
SMALLER GRANT WRAPPED STEERING WHEEL ... THE NICE ONE 
MAYBE MORE BUT CANT REMEMBER ALL SINCE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THE ONE THAT DRIVES IT AROUND TOWN .

NOW THE DISCLOSURE OF POSSIBLE BADS
THE WEATHER SEAL AROUND THE SUNROOF IS DRIED AND CRACKING TO CRAP
THE CAMO IS FADING ON THE TOP OF IT I HAVE MORE WRAP THAT CAN EASILY REPAIR THESE AREAS 
CAR WAS SHAKING UNTIL I HAD A CATASTROPHIC FAILURE ON A TIRE SO NOW THE BLOW OUT IS THE SPARE
GOOD TREAD ON REST BUT CANT VOUCH FOR THEM AS MUCH AS IT HAS BEEN SITTING
DASH BOARD BRAKE LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON ( BECAUSE THE ANTI LOCK SYSTEM WAS DISCONNECTED FOR 
THE POSI TRACTION REAR
I NEVER BOUGHT A COMPRESSOR FOR THE FRONT AIR LOCKER BECAUSE JUST PUTTING IT INTO LOW RANGE WITH THE POSI IS ENOUGH MOST THE TIME RARELY DID I HAVE TO LOCK THE FRONT HUBS
CARPET IS IN BAD SHAPE ( STAINED ) I WAS GOING TO ORDER THE CAMO CARPET BUT NEVER FOUND TIME
TIMING BELT IS COMING DUE AROUND 170,000 MILES 


I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN TRADING FOR A NICE FISHING BOAT , A DUAL SPORT LICENSED , A PRE 74 JEEP ,
UTV RANGER MULE , CAMP TRAILER , PROWLER WILDCAT BOBCAT COMMANDER MAVERICK DEFENDER PIONEER HEATHEN GATOR MULE RTV HUSQVARNA RHINO ATV QUAD Z400 SCRAMBLER RUBICAN PRARIE KODIAK GRIZZLY 400EX KING QUAD OUTLAW RAPTOR RANCHER VINSON SCRAMBLER SPORTSMAN FOREMAN RINCON PICK UP CREW CAB LANDCRUISER ( HAVE GRANDDAUGHTER LIVING WITH US NOW 4 DOOR ONLY)


OK REMEMBERED HAS NEW CATALYTIC CONVERTOR 

CENTER FORCE CLUTCH it isnt a jeep , wrangler tj yj cj



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6 comments:

  1. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! ARE YOU SURE THERE IS A CAR IN THE PHOTOS?

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  2. HE FORGOT TO PUT HIS CAMO ON IN PICTURE #2.

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  3. Yay! Another stoooopid obscured license plate photo I can add to my Tumblr collection, thanx DT you rock!
    https://dabidoh.tumblr.com/

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    1. Quite a collection there - thanks for the laugh!

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  4. That whole ad is gold. I love the fact that half the pics are from day trips with the family.

    INTERMEDIATE WIPERS... for wiping only the center of the windshield?

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    1. Should have said: ...half the pics are from day trips with the family and don't include the Isuzu anywhere in the frame.

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