Monday, April 3, 2017

Use The Farce: 1980 Ford E250 Van

This next custom built monster is modeled after an imperial troop transport vehicle from some Star Wars extended universe cartoon, but I'd say it looks more like a rolling refrigerator with a few guns mounted up front.  Find this 1980 Ford E250 Van offered for $1,500 in San Leandro, CA via craigslist.  Tip from Rock On!

Visibility is going to be compromised unless you remove the blast shields mounted around the Van's original greenhouse...but a real man isn't bothered by these issues.  Just driving using the Force like a Jedi and keep your insurance payments up-to-date.  

See a stranger vehicle for cheap?


  1. I just want to stop down and mention that, despite being a cartoon, Star Wars Rebels (the aforementioned EU cartoon) is actually a pretty solid execution of the Star Wars brand and adds a ton of interesting detail.

  2. Good thing the family didnt decide to make a vehicle after seeing Deep Throat.


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