This next custom built monster is modeled after an imperial troop transport vehicle from some Star Wars extended universe cartoon, but I'd say it looks more like a rolling refrigerator with a few guns mounted up front. Find this 1980 Ford E250 Van offered for $1,500 in San Leandro, CA via craigslist. Tip from Rock On!
Visibility is going to be compromised unless you remove the blast shields mounted around the Van's original greenhouse...but a real man isn't bothered by these issues. Just driving using the Force like a Jedi and keep your insurance payments up-to-date.
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