The nastiest thing that can happen when you are biting down into a submarine sandwich is to come out with a mouthful of drain hair -- that is seriously disgusting and probably the reason I don't eat at Subway anymore. But you know what is the automotive equivalent of a hair-sandwich -- finding an all-wheel-drive manual-transmission vehicle that ends up being a Plymouth Colt. Find this 1992 Plymouth Colt Vista offered for $2,200 in Montesano, WA via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.
This Plymouth Colt is a badge engineered version of the sixth generation Mitsubishi Mirage which could have also been sold as a Dodge Colt or an Eagle Summit...confused? Yeah me too. And you should be sorry as well, because the Plymouth Colt was a strictly Canadian affair in this generation, except for the wagon version which was based on the Mitsubishi Space Runner/Expo LRV -- aka the ЯVR...which is this thing. It won't be the least bit fast, but all-wheel-drive and a manual gearbox should be standard equipment on any car sold north of the Mason-Dixon line.
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