Monday, March 13, 2017

Mobile Chalkboard: 2006 BMW 750iL

There are a good number of reasons to not make your girlfriend/wife/concubine somebody recently found out.  As William Congreve causally posits in his 1697 feature tragedy The Mourning Bride -- Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned.  But, I think Tupac put it right when he said: And even though you're fed up Huh, you got to keep your head up.  Which is ironic because he was gunned down in a 750iL -- anyway, find this 2006 BMW 750iL offered at a dismantler in Rancho Cordova, CA via craigslist. Another great find by Cory.

I count at least three broken windows and deep etching in just about every painted metal panel on the car.  The icing on the cake is the hastily scrawled, but correctly punctuated, "Bitch, he's mine" spray painted in 2 foot tall block font.  One can only assume that the message was received. 

The E65 generation BMW 7 series (2002-2008) was a beast in any configuration, but this is one of the faster spec and makes 362 horsepower and 361 ft-lbs of torque from a 4.8 liter V8.

See another BMW that is only a roll cage away from competing in the next 24 Hours of LeMons?


  1. Obviously this is Hoe on Hoe crime, as a man would never do this to another man's ride.

  2. Oh Chris Bangle, you are so protective.

  3. This already has the right paint for a lemons entry. One can only imagine the pit crew attire to go with it.

  4. So is she a hoe or a bitch? I'm sure the owner of the car would prefer more consistency in the disgruntled parties jealous rage.


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