This next one goes out to the adventurous of spirit and the criminally insane. Because, let's face it, you are one or the other if you ever consider purchasing a $500 Saab 99. Find this 1972 Saab 99 offered for $500 somewhere in the East Mountains of Mordor. Tip from FuelTruck.
Any $500 car will come with its share of unique problems (title? missing parts? sketchy repairs? terminal rust?) but a Saab 99 comes with additional complications related to the fact that the people who designed them were insane. The engine is installed backwards, the electrics make Lucas stuff look reliable, and the sheet metal can rust without oxygen or water. But the worst part is, despite all of these issues...I still want it.
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