Thursday, February 16, 2017

Thursday Twister: Broked Words

Today's Thursday Twister comes as an idea from BP who suggests that we compile a list of the best broken word fragments from craigslist.  Things like:   new breaks, torch converter...you get the idea.



Comments below.

19 comments:

  1. I was always partial to "Cadillac converter". Also the people who want to put their car on a boat, since they have it listed "for sail"

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  2. Jeeps that come with wenches are quite common.

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  3. Literally every craigslist seller within a 100 mile radius of me thinks SWB stands for "short wide bed".

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  4. Any misspelling of "excellent" delights me ("excellant" comes to mind). And Volkswagen is commonly misspelled which is always funny when a person is asking you to spend tens of thousands of dollars on an automobile they cannot manage to spell the name of correctly.

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  5. Lots of Manuel transmissions

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  6. I just saw one that presumably includes the guy from Mission Impossible, since it comes with "Cruz"

    "Runs great but..."
    "Will have title Monday."

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  7. pretty sure the first car i ever submitted as a tip here was a Mazata Mintia

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  8. here's one i was going to submit today - wow, the spelling and lack of punctuation - i can't gripe about the no caps or periods though, since i do that all the time

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    1990 BMW 535i E34 5 speed manual clean tittle new smogg

    1990 BMW 535i has only 130,000 miles very rare 5 speed manual

    it is loaded leather heated seats sunroof

    Power windows power door locks am/fm cassette CD changer a/c and heat

    these E34s are getting very hard too find

    everything works no rips or tears interior is very clean

    brand new smogg done on 2/8/2017 registration is current

    [image src="https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_avHct3uQTXd_1200x900.jpg" width="500px"/]

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  9. raydiator, new gages & hump stops, creempuff, Shevy & yeah, many manuels
    (think'n...)

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  10. My favorite was a Mazda that was listed as running but "transmission sleeping"

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  11. Duel exhaust. I think Aaron Burr was partial to them.

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  12. Porshe Porche
    convertable
    Wuz up craigs list what we have here is a sick ride - hit me up!

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  13. AC works great, but needs a recharge

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  14. In the tools section, I saw someone trying to sell "a finger break". I think that is only the case if you use it incorrectly.

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