Monday, February 20, 2017

El Presidente Día: 2004 Maybach 57 V12 TwinTurbo

What could be more presidential than a Maybach V12 Twin Turbo limousine?  Well, nothing.  This is probably the most presidential and unbelievable, perhaps record-setting auction ever, and there will be plenty of bidders.  All of the mouse buttons will be sold out in Washington.  It's hard to find a good mouse button to click buy-it-now in this auction.  Find this 2004 Maybach 57 V12 TwinTurbo offered here on eBay for $48,888 buy-it-now or make-offer located in Dry Pond, NC.

 All the negative listings are fake advertisements, just like the eBay Motors, Autotrader, Bringatrailer, Craigslist listings.  Sorry, people want a $300,000 luxury car that has depreciated by a quarter million dollars and extreme V12ing.

The 5.5 liter V12 under the hood is the most over-rated engine in the AMG catalog, and it doesn't know me but attacked me last night at the drive-in.  It is a Mercedes S-Class flunky who lost big.  For the 100th time, I never swapped a Chevy V8 into a Maybach (would never do that) but simply showed that 550 horsepower and 663 ft-lbs of torque is groveling and rated to make other cars look bad.  Just more very dishonest media.

I will build a great wooden interior -- and nobody builds wooden interiors like me, believe me -- and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great interior on the inside, and I will make a Kia buyer pay for that interior.  Mark my words.

The beauty of this Maybach is that the new owner doesn't need to be very rich.


  1. WHAT!?!?!? One can by a Maybach for $48k? I can't believe it.
    This would be a great buy for the money saving conscience Rapper or Sports figure (are there any?)
    The interior really reminds me of my old W140

  2. A Grey Model 57 Maybach went across the auction blocks in Miami on 5/5/16 for $52,500. That car had 55,353 miles on it. Could it be that this the same car, which has traveled just 65 miles and depreciated another $3,612 in 9mos?

  3. Mein gott im himmel! I could buy this just with the money I saved last week by not paying any taxes, because I am SUCH a genius.

  4. Badge engineering at its most gratuitously greedy.

  5. Could be a great buy, but that front grill looks so much like a Lincoln it hurts my eyes to look at it...


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