Welcome back to the new and improved What Am I? puzzle -- we've taken your feedback about previous puzzles and thrown it straight into the glove box of a Chrysler K-Car that was (obviously) on the way to the crusher. Solve this puzzle and reap the rewards of internet fame.
Is the image right-side-up? Distorted? Degaussed? Photoshoooooped and filtered? Cold filtered and beechwood aged? These are all good questions...but the penguin ain't sayin' nothin'.