Monday, January 23, 2017

Hey, Watch This: 1996 Geo Metro

The Geo Metro isn't the skinny kid who got beat up in school -- it is the even smaller kid that was left alone because even the bullies felt sorry for him.  But not today.  Today, the Geo has been given an adamantium skeleton and a bazooka to settle a few old scores.  Find this 1996 Geo Metro offered for $6,000 in Sierra Vista, AZ via craigslist.

 This isn't just a Geo with a big hood scoop, because under that scoop is a 450 horsepower turbocharged "ecotec" inline4.  According to the seller: Very fast, but not much fun for daily driving.  I actually think this would be a fun car for daily driving, but saying "watch this" and understeering into a ditch IS my idea of fun.

The not-so-eco anymore "EcoTec" inline-4 is probably from some Cavalier/Cobalt/Pileofjunk where it would have made 150ish horsepower, but it is boosted up to 450 horsepower for proper tire-melting fun.

Can you say "torque steer?"


  1. I applaud the work and the amount of power this little skittle makes but I have a feeling it is horrible to drive.
    I have driven a few slightly modded fwd cars that the engine was way overbuilt for the chassis and it is really hard to control.

  2. This would be 10X better without that hood, add a quiet muffler and some AutoZone hub caps and you've got a great sleeper.


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