If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, you are going to love this car. Gone is the convertible top that once kept some of the rain out of your face during an unexpected deluge. Everyone knows that doors sacrifice the structural integrity of a high quality race car, so those have been removed, too. We can only assume that there is a sturdy tube frame where they used to be.
Other features include a wonky bird-nostril hood scoop and a luggage rack. The word "Roadster" is writ large in the center of dash in case you thought you were in a station wagon after vaulting yourself into the cabin. Whatever this car was supposed to be, it succeeded in being weird in an almost creepy way. And that's tough to pull off.