First up is this 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham for $5,200 in Vancouver, WA. Nothing says malaise more than metallic beige, and with 59,000 miles on the clock, it's worth shouting about IN ALL CAPS.
Maybe you need four doors, but an orange wagon isn't your style. Here's a 1978 Mercury Marquis in Chehalis, WA for $5,500. It's yet another low mileage oldster car with 33,000 miles and its original 8-track.
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Gianni is Daily Turismo's Pacific Northwest correspondent. He prefers skiffs over dreadnoughts.