Friday, March 4, 2016

Cheap Hooker: 1961 Chevrolet C-60 Cabover

If you've ever needed a vehicle to break a lease or get you kicked out of an HOA, this next one will do the job nicely, all while giving you a constant source of side income.  It's also mostly orange.  Find this 1961 Chevrolet C-60 Cabover "Cheap Hooker, Plus Tow Jobs" offered for $5,800 in Denver, CO.  Tip from Zach Z.

If Uber ever gets their act together and offers a towing service (Uber Orange? Uber Hookers & Tow?) this C-60 cabover would be the perfect part time daily driver, part time towing rig.  You could use it to drop the kids off at school and you can rest assured that you will never be asked to join a ride sharing group with the moms who wear yoga pants (Seriously, do they really expect us to believe that they do yoga 5 days a week?).


If there was ever a car advertisement that needed a lady posed seductively in the pictures, this is the car...if you could get a woman to stand next to this thing of her own free will.


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8 comments:

  1. well, i have to say i didn't expect to see the "lowball" badge used quite like this, but it kind of works - actually, almost didn't expect you to *ever* use it, boss ;)

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    1. I was trying to figure out what that badge meant. However, I am not sure your comment helps me to understand. Those ARE bowling balls, correct?

      But before I forget, Kudos to DT on the "Spring" theme image. You guys crack me up....

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    2. oh, yes, spring leaf springs - i crack myself up

      yep, bowling balls and a baseball bat - if you motivated a bowling ball by the usual bowling method towards a baseball batter, that would really be a low ball, now wouldn't it?

      originally designed after a little flurry of "no lowballs" posts we were making fun of a while ago - it's a bit, shall we say, "base" for an upright fellow like Jefe, but he's a good egg

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  2. Feels like I need a Penicillin shot just looking at the thing.

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    1. You mean tetanus?

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    2. Tetanus for the rust, penicillin for the STD's you typically get from cheap hookers.

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  3. Finally, my work here is done.

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  4. Think a Miata would fit on the back if all the tow-y stuff was cut off? Man, this would be a great trackday hauler.

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