Monday, January 25, 2016

WWII Paratrooper: 1942 Excelsior Welbike

There are few things more terrifying than the idea of parachuting into a Nazi infested European mainland equipped only with a small folding motorcycle.   However, an enemy that is doubled over in laughter at seeing you ride a clown-cycle is perhaps an easier target.  Find this 1942 Excelsior Welbike here on eBay with starting bid of $7,500 reserve-not-met located in Santa Rosa, CA with 3 days to go.


The Welbike was designed to descend alongside the paratrooper in a small tube with a separate  chute.  Upon touchdown, the design goal was that the trooper could get his Welbike out of the container and push-start the 98cc 2-stroke within 11 seconds.  Not sure what step 2 of the minibike invasion looked like, but I can only imagine it involved lots of wheelies, whooping, and one-armed-machine gun action.  Range with the stock 3.7 liter fuel tank was limited to around 90 miles at 30 mph.


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4 comments:

  1. Maybe this was an offshoot of the British military program to weaponize the Funniest Joke in the World:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68

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  2. One thing I can think of that is thematically consistent and more terrifying is the U-Boat Autogyro-Kite

    These things were launched from the decks of u-boats, and towed along, held aloft by the u-boat's forward motion, for reconnaissance purposes. If the pilot was unlucky enough to see a threatening warship he would radio it down. There wasn't enough time to then pull him in and fold up the Gyro before the u-boat would dive, so instead he was just cut loose.

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    1. Thanks BTW. I was not aware of this story. I suppose getting cut loose was the lesser of two evils. No doubt this was the origin of the German term "den Kürzeren ziehen".

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  3. Wonder who signed off on the chrome parts, and how long the stay was at Leavenworth?

    There is a Groucho joke hanging there for the taking.

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