For anyone inclined to bid, please note:> Held together by large hardware/bolts (standard backyard mechanic type> tools will not suffice)So don't show up with that Home Depot pipe wrench and five feet of cheater pipe to try to get the nut off that three-inch bolt, got it?
Y'know, I'd bet if you put some extra winching apparatus on this thing, you could have a couple elevating four-car parking decks side-by-side...just park it in your driveway, load 'em up, and raise 'em ten feet. Maybe the sheer curiosity of it might placate the neighbors for a while.
The only thing that comes to mind is"Yo MaMa is so fat................"
Given the location, I'd be surprised if a marina/shipyard doesn't buy it.
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