Wednesday, October 28, 2015

A Call for Horrorods: 2005 Jeep Wrangler 4X4

It is that time of year again?  Christmas?  No..although I did see Christmas decorations in the dollar store the other day...I'm talking about the season of pumpkin spice.  This is the time of year when ever possible conceivable product is inundated with the aroma of pumpkin spice...not pumpkin, but the spices associated with pumpkin pie like cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves -- and so on.  So, in the store you've got pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin spice potato chips, pumpkin spice laundry softener (this tasted way ickier than it sounds), pumpkin spice moist towelettes, pumpkin spice Mobil 1, pumpkin spice white out (this smells delicious), pumpkin spice athletes food powder -- the list goes on.   For our part in pumpkin-spicegiving, we celebrate by featuring some of the best horrorods for sale around the web.  Find this 2005 Jeep Wrangler 4X4 here on eBay bidding for $5,600 reserve-not-met with 3 days to go, located in Tallahassee, FL.

The Horrorod as defined by Daily Turismo is: Any customized vehicle that makes you want to huddle up in the fetal position and cry.  As Halloween approaches, we prepare for our annual Festival of Horrorods the only way we know how...which is to post more Horrorods.  It is a vicious circle of horror, but I'm not going to stop it.  If I try to stop it, the clowns will eat me.

I'm all for using attractive women to bump up the excitement in your eBay listing, but I think this seller needs to increase his model budget a bit.  This is not one of those times when you have to wonder if the lady in the picture is the seller's wife, sister, daughter, unwitting neighbor, or paid help.

Larry always said the commute was going to kill him someday.  Buy his Jeep!

See another car that qualifies as a horrorod?  Send it here:

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