Monday, September 7, 2015

Loony Labor Day: 1995 Lincoln Ranchero Town Truck


Let's start off Loony Labor Day with a simple custom that isn't any more bizarre than the average crap classics we post on a regular basis.  This homage to Homerica started out as a second generation (1990-1997) Lincoln Town Car sitting on the Panther platform shared with the Mercury Grand Marquis and Ford's Crown Victoria.  It has been converted into an El Camino a Ranchero style pickup complete with Town Truck badging.  What could go wrong?  Find this 1995 Lincoln Ranchero Town Truck offered for $4,850 in Loves Park, IL via craigslist. Tip from James R.


This thing doesn't actually look that bad for what it is -- but it looks huuuuuuuuge from a side few -- way longer than a normal Town Car, but it could be an optical opticamino illusion.  If it runs drives and has working AC, it looks like the perfect car to mount a 5th wheel and pull some giant trailer. 



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8 comments:

  1. People will think you borrowed the funeral home's flower car for a Home Depot run.
    Your neighbors will label you as loony.

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  2. STOP ME FROM BUYING THIS!

    Looks like it has a side loader door........and the tailgate looks to open and whats with the wire grating on the back window? I love the clearance lights. All you need is a Princess phone, a loud plaid jacket, a cigar and lumbago and you're good to go!

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  3. These people are not trying hard enough - where is the camper on the back end? That would truly be "glamping".

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  4. It looks as though it was an old hearse.

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  5. It looks as though it was an old hearse.

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  6. It looks as though it was an old hearse.

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  7. I was following this car last night. I could barely catch it to find out just what the heck it was!! It is so hideous! But really hauls some a@&!

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