I won't try and list the number of things that are simultaneously wrong and hilariously awesome about the next craigslist advertisement, but it starts with a statement about the price being as firm as Selena Gomez and finishes with a quip about parachute pants. Just don't click the link if you are easily offended because this might be what they call a trigger. Find this cougarific 1984 Chevrolet Corvette offered for $2,900 in Ft Meyers, CO via craigslist. Tip from dascpcu.
The C4 Corvette was designed by Jerry Palmer who had penned the sleek quad-rotor Aerovette
a few years prior. The Aerovette was to be powered by a 420 horsepower
melange of rotary powered mid-engine goodness, but was canned when the GM upper management sobered up. Many of the styling cues from the Aerovette ended up in the next generation
Corvette, but with a conventional small block V8 mounted up front. The C4 is somewhere at the bottom of its depreciation curve, so get 'em while they're cheap.
See another classic 80s car that attract cougars like an NSYNC reunion tour? firstname.lastname@example.org