Saturday, August 29, 2015

Hard To Beliebe: 1995 Ford Explorer

Ford had a massive issue back in the 1990s with Explorers exploring the roll over integrity of their chassis on a regular basis.  In the end Ford managed to transfer most of the blame to Firestone tires, but a top heavy truck equipped with tires that spontaneously combusted like a drummer from Spinal Tap was a bad combination for all involved.  But today's sunny-side-down Explorer has a celebrity connection that is difficult to beliebe, but hilarious...Find this 1995 Ford Explorer offered for $14,000 in Venice, CA via craigslist.  Tip from Tom.

The seller's text is just too good to be true -- just read it here:
I know, I know. This price seems crazy for this explorer!!! Especially with its current condition. However realize this....

I bought this explorer from Justin Biebers MOM a few years go. She used to drive him to auditions all the time in this car when he was a kid. His DNA and scent is everywhere!!!!! Could be a great car to brag about to friends if you can get it to work!!!

I have pics to prove it. Email me if interested and want more pictures 
If only this thing had flipped a few years ago, we might have been spared the scourge of the prepubescent youtube sensation. See another flipping celebrity car? tips@dailyturismo.com

11 comments:

  1. Moms I'd Like to Flip an Explorer with...

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    1. Love that icon, KBZ. Are they falling into the fiery pits of Hell or are they just exploding at the bottom?

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    2. There's also a non-flame version and a color one, and there might be one with a devil on it too.

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  2. In true Hollywood fashion, they exlode BEFORE they hit the bottom.

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  3. As a Canadian, I would like to offer my personal apology to everyone for Justin Bieber. We are truly truly sorry.

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    1. You people are so polite, even in the face of this horrendous crime against humanity.

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    2. Some crimes can never be expunged no matter how polite the offender is, this is one of them.

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  4. I call BS on the story. He and his mom are from Stratford Ontario. She didnt drive him around LA looking for a singing gig.

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  5. Almost as funny as a few of the Lemon's cars...what a sense of humor. Anybody got a spare $13,995 they don't need, I could cover the rest!

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