Friday, June 19, 2015

Does That Come With A Side Of Racecar?

This week for the Coffee Brake, I'm going to open up the comments for something you guys would like printed on the side of the Black Iron Racing MRSakibomb crapcan racer for the race this weekend in Buttonwillow, CA.  It could be a simple greeting, an advertisement for your home business, an honorarium*, a dirty limerick**, a dedication, a marriage proposal, or just some nonsense.


I will collate the results at the end of today, print them up and glue them to the side of the wreck when I reach the track.  Expect it to be ripped off in the first aggressive dive bombing pass after the green flag, but for a few brief moments, your words will be on track at a 24 Hrs of LeMons event. 


*Just a joke to see if you were paying attention, an honorarium is a payment to a volunteer as a way to skirt employment law, but it certainly sounds like something you'd write on a tombstone.

**Okay, this is a family event, so keep everything PG-13 please.


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    1. 私は日本語を話します。

      Translation of my original 11:31 AM post: "Sake bomb!"

      A direct translation of "sakibomb" would be prior bomb, which doesn't make much sense. Unless that's the point, of course.

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  3. "Semper ubi sub ubi"

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  4. Or: "What's your name, fatbody?" Much love to the maniac drill sergeant in 'Full Metal Jacket'.

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    1. I think this pic needs to be next to the words.
      [img]http://rymimg.com/lk/f/a/d267a3d72ad3a1b60e78ec83dedff75f/1033609.jpg[/img]

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    2. Wanna talk movies? What? No? Where'd he go? He was here just a minute ago....

      [img]http://media.giphy.com/media/7GsdDdLUM1MVW/giphy.gif[/img]

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  5. If You Can Read This, You're Too Close

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  6. Last chance to get your stuff on the car-- printing and leaving for track soon!

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  7. "It depends on what the meaning of the word is 'is' " -Bill Clinton

    make sure to take a picture of the paper taped to the car!

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  8. Daily Turismo proudly supports gay marriage and equal rights for all.

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  9. HELLohh Kitty

    Add related graphics

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  10. "Driven to tears" on the starboard

    "Blame it all on me" on the port

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  11. "Engage" with the pointing finger.

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  12. Look Mom, I suck!

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