The craigslist ad is short and to the point:
77 dodge aspen wagon with a built 400 big block, cammed out, heads port polished, edelbrock performer intake 4 barrel 600 cfm carb, moly rings new bearings , everything on motor new, and more just ask me too much to list .machine work done at machine shop in meriden, one of the best. All offers considered .$3,500 or make me offer.
The Aspen may have been Motor Trend's Car of the Year for 1976, but even the nicest examples of Chrysler's compact coupe/sedan/wagon won't be showing up at the Pebble Beach Concours anytime soon. But this one sports a big healthy V8 up front is just a few fender benders away from being a 24 Hrs of LeMons winner.
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