Thursday, November 6, 2014

10k: If You See This Van A...Run: 1983 Chevrolet Van

Hey man, I've got this great idea for a movie.  The hero is this mythical creature, he has wings, wears combat boots on this feet, does karate like the Karate Kid -- you know, the crane and wax-on wax-off-- anyway, he looks a lot like Jar Jar Binks... wait...wait..don't walk away... I know it is hard to picture, look, just come over here, I've got a painting of the concept on the side of my van... hello... come back.  Okay, if you don't want to be in my movie and I already told you that all the nudity is very classy, at least buy my 1983 Chevrolet Van for $9,000 in Pittsfield, MA via craigslist.  

Okay, so Jar Jar has magic powers in Pegasus  form wanna know about the van.  Oh, it's sweet.  It's got shiny mag wheels and I've had it for 24 years, but look, there is this epic scene where Jar Jar figures out that he is Darth Vader's son and stands crane style on a ledge on a blue planet...oh the van, yeah it's got a V8 engine and automatic tranny, but Jar Jar finds the one ring of power and...hey, where ya going...don't you wanna buy my van!?!?!?

See a better custom painted van?   Tip from Jdah!


  1. Fleetwood T. BroughamNovember 6, 2014 at 7:36 AM

    Some cars say that you've arrived in life....this one says "restraining order".

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  3. Only if this plays as the door opens..

    1. Hey, that is Pegasus Jar Jar's favorite song!

    2. When my parents needed a family car (cause of me), they got a van, customized it, and joined a van club. Now I come to this website.

      You can see blue and red from a great distance in a corn field.

      It's a lot nicer than a shed;

  4. Ah, I remember the '70s. Better than I should.

    Does it have the "Don't laugh your daughter may be in here" bumper sticker?

    Or the "If this van's rockin don't bother knockin" one?

    Think we need some kind of 1974-themed exhibit, complete with the clouds of pot smoke when you open the door.

  5. Going in the back of this thing with a black light would be akin to entering the remains of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant with a geiger counter. Sometimes you'd just rather not know what you've been exposed to .

  6. A little pricey for cruising by the schoolyard fences.

  7. Not to be overly picky.......because it is Craigslist.....but don't they have grade school English classes in prison? "Trade for a Cadillac escallaide"

    Say what?


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