I've always said that if it's got wheels, I'll write about it...but a train...is that going a bridge too far? Of course not, this is the Daily Trainismo and you'd better well like this feature or there will be consequences. Find this 1963 Southern Pacific Caboose offered for $22,000 in Lodi, CA via craigslist. Tip from Kaibeezy.
Strictly speaking, the caboose is the last car on a freight train, designed to house crew members and conductors on goods trains. A stocked caboose was a requirement for all freight trains operating on US railways until those safety regulations were relaxed and the subsequent flood of used cabeese caused the great caboose market crash of 1983. Caboose prices have rebounded in the intervening years as poor examples have gone to caboose heaven and collectors are starting to value the original and rare models...but they still hover around the price of scrap steel. This one should hit the scales somewhere in the 30-50 ton range (100,000 lbs being a high estimate) so it is being offered at $0.25 per pound or about the going rate of scrap steel according to my quick math.
The caboose has zero horsepower since it is essentially a big metal box on wheels along for the ride. It does have some kind of brakes, but you'd have to find a trained expert to help you understand how they work. To all the naysayers who will ask questions like "what am I going to do with a caboose?", get out of the box you've put yourself into and just think of the possibilities. You could live in it. Run a hotel/brothel. Start a restaurant. Open a microbrewery that serves a brutally potent IPA.
Now, I know you are going to say that there is no way you can buy a caboose and put it in your backyard, and that this is just silly...but...check out this story of a guy who did exactly that here.
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