Thursday, October 31, 2013

1k: Hide In Bush Country: 1973 Pontiac Catalina 400ci V8

Joker here again, another thing this web site needs is a good injection of animal skin decorated cars.  There aren't nearly enough okapi camouflaged Oldsmobiles or puma spotted Prii - but that is going to change with a few quick hacks on the Joker's keyboard.  This feature is the perfect car for a woodland heist, African safari or blending into the crowd at a KISS concert..  Find this 1973 Pontiac Catalina with zebra stripes for sale in Battle Ground, WA for $1,000 via craigslist.


This Pontiac Catalina is equipped with a 400 cubic inch V8 good for 170 horsepower with the 2-bbl carburetor.   It will be a great car for cruising slowly around the block looking for caped superheros to ambush, but will have enough torque to free yourself from some stupid Bat-grappling hook or the steely grip of some testosterone raging mutated freak.


 See a better Zebra striped...anything? email the Joker: tips@dailyturismo.com

5 comments:

  1. You may not win the demo derby, but you'll get a trophy for best paint.

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  2. I think I've been blinded!

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  3. Would make a great ROAD HOG !

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  4. I would say this is 4 times the car that POS gazelle is !

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  5. Hmmm..why ARE'NT they showing the interior! What are they trying to hide?

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