Saturday, June 29, 2013

1996 Vintage Oscar Mayer Weinermobile Pedal Car

We've found the perfect vehicle for attending the next Anthony Wiener New York mayoral campaign event.  This 1996 vintage Oscar Mayer Weinermobile pedal car is for sale in Colton, CA for $150 via craigslist.  Three quarters of a horsepower is all the best athlete will ever be able to produce for very short bursts, and able to sustain about one third.  No need to worry about 0-60mph stats as it will barely exceed 10mph with Lance Armstrong hooked up to an IV of HGH, codine and scotch.


  1. "Lance Armstrong hooked up to an IV of HGH, codine and scotch"
    LMAO, you guys are great!


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