Friday, March 15, 2013

10k Flash: 911 Ways To Piss Off The PCA: 1973 Porsche 911; Project, Chevy V8, 959 Body Kit

Nothing pisses off Porsche emblem jacket/hats/pants/shoes/scarf/underpants wearing gentlemen than showing up at one of their gatherings with a ex-Porsche engine car.  In fact, at most PCA autocross events, non-Porsche powered cars are relegated to the non-Pcar groups and often outright banned from the events for being too fast non originality.  An engine transplant plus a re-body using design elements from the rarest of Porsche supercars is guaranteed to land you in the permanent banned list. Get yours here: 1973 Porsche 911 with Chevy V8 and 959 body kit, currently for sale in Orange, CA for $10,000 via craigslist.

Awesome, hideous and red make a great combination on a 901 chassis.  First they will see red and then they will see red.

Not sure where this photo came from, but the ad specifically states: "All thats needed to finish this is your choice of a small block Chevrolet."

My eyes cannot unsee this...

This is about the best "poor blind man's 959" we could have wished for.

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  1. ~ i've a good friend in St.Louis with this same build (w/engine) in his garage.

    1. For $10k (+10k labor hours) this one could be buckets of fun.

  2. Would need to be really loud to make up for the ugly.

  3. Burn it, burn it now!

    But seriously, whoever put this beast together had some serious fantasies and vision. However the execution was less than desirable. Keep on dreaming!

  4. My eyes cannot unsee this! Classic..........ButtFugly

  5. Bright red Baboon ass is all I see.


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